Let me start by saying that the American filmmakers are becoming increasingly sissyfied.  I have had this little thing eating at my craw for quite sometime.  What is it that I'm talking about, well to sum it all up how about this:  LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD.  This movie was my most anticipated of the season, and that's saying alot since we have had one of the biggest summers for movies ever.  I was excited to see John McClane get on the bandwagon of badassness and kill some more terrorists with his great humor and killer freakin' gunplay.  And then this happened tonight:  I was sitting there watching a preview of LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD and thinking "Holy crap, I have got to see this so bad" but at the end of the preview I look to the bottom of the screen to see what, rated PG-13.........WHAT????  ARE YOU SERIOUSLY KIDDING ME, HOLLYWOOD.  YOU MUST HAVE DRANK SOME ACID OR SOMETHING BEFORE WRITING THIS MOVIE.  FOR THEM TO TONE JOHN MCCLANE DOWN TO A PG-13 RATING IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS.  MIGHT AS WELL TAKE ALL THE KILLING OUT OF IT TOO.  THIS IS A TRAVESTY.  I SAY THAT BECAUSE MORE AND MORE DURING THIS TIME DO WE HAVE FILMMAKERS AND STUDIOS AND WRITERS AND PRODUCERS WHO WANT TO TONE STUFF DOWN IN ORDER TO APPEAL TO A MORE YOUNGER AUDIENCE.  NOT MUCH I CAN DO ABOUT THAT THOUGH BUT I'LL SAY THIS, JOHN MCCLANE IS A MAN'S MAN, A HERO'S HERO AND IF HE CAN'T HAVE MOVIES THE WAY THEY SHOULD BE THEN I GUESS ALL IS LOST. 

This is about a little movie that recently became available to rent at Hollywood Video, it's called Meatball Machine.  Heres the plot:  A boy who is shy, lonely, and pretty freakin' weird is in love with this girl who he has never talked to or even met.  He watches her from afar nearly everyday when he takes his lunch break at work.  She notices him also, but nothing more.  His boss at work just wants to bang the girl and then leave her.  The boy hears his boss's plans but does nothing about it because he's weak and can't fight.  Of course his boss goes out on a date with the girl and then tries to rape her when she doesn't start giving it up.  In steps the boy, who until now has been in the shadows of this girls mind.  He tries to fight his boss but he gets his butt kicked of course.  So the boy and the girl go back to his place where you find out that her father used to cut and beat her, and then she gets attacked by an alien parasite thing that was hidden in his closet. 

Now if that doesn't interest you then avoid this movie.

I give it 2 Tokes UP!!